I have decided to start donning my Russian alter-ego again, Ivor Klinkinov. If you remember, I first used a Russian accent to my advantage when I was a waiter at Big Boy. The tips were bigger, the customers more patient; it was beautiful. Thanks to comedian, Dan Soder, I just figured out why everyone was nicer to me.
They were scared!
It all makes sense now! Anyway, since I am not alone in my belief that using a fake Russian accent is a good life-hack, I am bringing back Ivor. Obviously, it will be useful in potential mugger-related situations, and I already know that it is good for customer service. But how else should I use my skills?
What are your suggestions? Maybe I’ll grab a video camera and test one out.
You could moonlight as a body guard!
Nice one!
Try using him @ next fam gathering & have Deann intro you as a church friend. Or add him to you 100 word challenge w a “typical” Russian phrase (whatever that would be?)
Don’t you think the family would recognize me?
Too funny! Loved the video! I used to use a southern accent when I was a waitress for Big Boy’s! Must be a Big Boy thing! I think the Russian accent would have been a great one to use too!
Russians are the scariest white people?! I was not aware. But I think D would like a Russian man to vacuum and wash dishes.