Happy Halloween everyone! Instead of candy (which is difficult to enjoy digitally), here are some Halloween jokes. And as with all terrible jokes, please enjoy them responsibly.
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What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
“You look boo-tiful tonight.”
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Coffee with scream and sugar.
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A cereal killer
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich
What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor?
What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
What is a vampire’s favorite candy?
What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
What would a monster’s psychiatrist be called?
When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone
Where do spooks water ski?
On Lake Erie
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re so wrapped up in themselves.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
They’re afraid of flying off the handle.
Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don’t have any body to go out with…
Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up
Jokes courtesy of Ink Stains with Roni
And of course, a clip from the animated version of Ray Bradbury’s The Halloween Tree (with voices by Leonard Nimoy!)