I posted this to Facebook recently:
With the help of my wife, I’m getting better, but I’m not there yet. I only hope that my children will see the well-dressed man I have become and not the fashion terrorist that I was in college.
Though, in my defense, the chopstache is severely misunderstood by today’s society. 21st President, Chester A. Arthur, was a visionary of facial hair. I believe that the chopstache WILL rise again!
Josh Mosey 
I think maybe the chopstash only works with that kind of outfit, though. Formal velvet robes and all…