- She only eats locally-sourced vegan fruit snacks.
- She sings nursery rhymes off-key ironically.
- She doesn’t play house; she plays grad-school-barista-who-lives-with-her-parents.
- She starts hanging out with the bearded 3 year old boys at daycare.
- She won’t watch Sesame Street because it’s “too mainstream”.
- She has an affinity for vintage technology (Mom and Dad’s old cell phones).
- She often steals your black-rimmed glasses even though she has perfect eyesight.
- She initiates dance parties to her younger sister’s musical toys.
- She quotes Chicka Chicka Boom Boom, then insists that you’ve probably never heard of it.
- She defines fashion as skinny jeans, thrift-store shirts, and a hand-knit hat.
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