Is there a word grosser than “moist”?
No. That is the epitome of gross. My wife absolutely hates it. Honestly, I can’t think of anyone who likes it.
And this begs the question, “From whence did this vile word come?”
The short answer is France. Surprised? According to the Online Etymology Dictionary, “moist” showed up in the 14th century as another way to say “well-irrigated” from the Old French “moiste” which means “damp, wet, or soaked.” Track it back even further and you’ll see that it shares Vulgar Latin roots with words like “moldy, slimy, musty, and mucus.”
Is this really a word that we want to use when describing a delicious cake?
So here are a few ways that you can say that something is moist without saying “moist”:
- damp
- slightly wet
- humid
Hmm, none of those are better. Well, darn. There aren’t any other words out there that mean “moist” that sound better.
At least, no English words are better. So here are a few suggestions from other languages that we might use instead:
- niiske (Estonian)
- tutu (Yoruba)
- wilgotny (Polish)
- vochtig (Dutch)
- kostea (Danish)
- or my personal favorite – fuktig (Norwegian)
Now, all we need to do is substitute any of these next time we feel the need to use the “m” word.
Ready? Let’s do this!
A worse word? Yes – puberty. Not just gross to experience, gross to say. So maybe a cute blog. Where did that awful word come from?
I vote for niiske which will transform into niske or niska after years of common usage.
Josh, If you like word histories, check out the word of the week entries on my blog: http://jeffchapmanwriter.blogspot.com/search/label/Word%20of%20the%20Week
Indeed, I love word histories. Thanks for the link! I’ll check it out.
I am not surprised that France had something to do with it. Caleb’s at that reading level where he doesn’t yet know all the words they have foisted upon us, and I’m always saying–“We don’t pronounce the S. It’s Ill-i-noy. Blame the French.”
I recently heard a podcast that discussed this topic (among others). Do you ever listen to A Way With Words? I enjoy it when I catch it. 🙂
http://www.waywordradio.org/moist-expresso-dating-and-dying-tongues/
I want cake!!
I love the word moist. now you know of someone who likes it!
I also love the word moist!
Put your lips together
and express pleasure vocally
a closed mouth moan
the first letter of sitting down with friends to break bread
the sound of anything that feels good for that matter,
then pucker and open your lips, elongating that vocal expression
from soft consonant to vowel, again
a expression of delight
and slide it musically from low to high, from a kiss to a knowing smile
your breath landing finally in a hiss from that kiss
and a so satisfying hard stop
signifying
the word has been spoken
I’ll be honest, that kind of weirded me out. But thanks for contributing!