Happy Blasphemy Day!

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Not familiar with Blasphemy Day? Don’t worry. It’s relatively new.

Though anti-religious sentiment has burbled across time, the celebration of a person’s right to express their anti-religious views was made to coincide with the anniversary of some satirical drawings of Muhammad in one of Denmark’s publications. Remember that? It was only nine years ago.

To my surprise, blasphemy is still on the law books in my state (Michigan) as a punishable offense. And that seems really strange to me, given that the United States has long been a haven for religious freedom (even freedom from religion) and free speech. So it goes.

“But Josh,” you say, “I thought you were a Christian. How can you support something like Blasphemy Day?”

Here are my thoughts:

  • It does not offend me when people attack my beliefs. They have the right to see things differently.
  • If people avoid specific topics of religious conversation for fear of retaliation, how will people ever get their questions answered?
  • I don’t need to fight God’s battles or tell God what needs to be done. He’ll deal with people as He sees fit.
  • I’ve often been ashamed of how people who call themselves Christians have treated other people in God’s name.

So do I then advocate that everyone start cursing their creator or spouting off blasphemous statements? No. But maybe we could use this day as a way to tear down the walls of the religious establishment and meet people where they are to talk without bias or fear of punishment about who they think is really in control in the world.

So get the hell out there and wish someone a Happy Blasphemy Day!

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I am a door’s worst nightmare.

It happened once already. We knew it was only a matter of time until it happened again. My 3-year-old daughter locked her bedroom door–the only door in the house for which we do not have a key.

When it happened the first time, our older daughter was in the room as well and we were able to explain how to unlock the door. But this time, our youngest was all by herself. I didn’t even realize that she could reach the lock until it was too late.

Our first effort was to explain how to unlock the door. This was the method that had worked with her older sister. But after a few frustrating moments of door knob jostling, it became apparent that she was just trying to turn the knob and not the lock. My skills to explain what was needed were sadly lacking.

We then tried the credit card trick to jimmy open the door, but my skills in such arcane arts are rusty at best.

DSC02022So I decided to take decisive action. After making sure that my daughter was nowhere near the door (thanks to my wife getting her attention from outside of her window), like so many big, bad wolves, I huffed and I puffed and I kicked the door in.

The Pros of Kicking In a Door:

  • I now know for a fact that I can open any interior door in my home, locked or unlocked, having previously only being theoretically sure that this was the case.
  • My daughter safely got out of her room.

The Cons of Kicking In a Door:

  • I now need to fix the door frame and replace the door.
  • These things take time and money, both of which are limited commodities.
  • The door and frame will look ugly until I can fix them.

The Things I Had Not Considered Until After the Fact:

  • My wife is a better communicator than I, and she may have been able to explain what was needed to our daughter.
  • There was no pressing need for the door to be opened when I broke in. My daughter was not crying, was not hungry, did not need the potty, and wasn’t locked in with any wild animals.
  • *THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE* I had not communicated my plans to kick down the door to my wife, an action which (understandably) made her think that I was greatly disturbed at the time (which I wasn’t).

So here’s the lesson of the day, if you need to get into a locked room, use a firm kick (not a shoulder) near the door handle, BUT EXHAUST ALL OTHER OPTIONS FIRST. Also, communicate well with your spouse before taking any dramatic actions.

Friday 5 | Click-worthy Links

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Here are 5 more places online worth checking out:

  1. As a fan of both Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, I found this article about the rage that drives Terry’s writing career to be fascinating. Maybe you will too. What do I know?
  2. What was the first webcam used for? Coffee. Sweet liquid energy. True fact.
  3. Children’s books are known for their great pictures, but could a children’s book with no pictures be a success? B.J. Novak (of The Office fame) thinks so.
  4. Have you ever wondered how R.L. Stine cranked out so many Goosebumps books in so short a time? Wonder no longer. 
  5. Let’s take a look at Tolkien’s inklings of Middle Earth as it sprang from a single poem.

Enjoy!

Rise of the Unhappy Ending

*It’s possible that I’m going to write some spoilers in here, so consider yourself warned.*

L9780060850524ast year, I wrote about my favorite Banned Book (Brave New World by Aldous Huxley), and with the rise of dystopian literature’s recent popularity, I’ve been thinking. Are we so jaded as a culture that we’ve come to embrace unhappy endings?

In the times when they were written, 1984 and Brave New World served as cautionary tales, warning their readers of possible futures if society simply carried on as it was. Unfortunately, many of the warnings proved prophetic (Big Brother is Watching), so they obviously fell on dear ears.

But today, we seem to revel in unhappiness. The Hunger Games trilogy is fraught with violence, cruelty, authoritarian regimes, and arguably sad endings. Game of Thrones is popular as both a book series and a television show, each seeming more cruel than the other. But these are not warnings. These are entertainment.

It is strange that our modern world is as messed up as it has ever been and we seek to escape it with equally violent options.

But maybe there is a good reason for us to do so. Maybe we seek entertainment that mirrors our messed up situations because we want to see how strong characters deal with impossible odds. When things go badly–and we are sure that they must–we need assurance that in spite of the loss of everything we hoped to save, there is hope.

Katniss lives. Even with kings dying left and right, the Game of Thrones continues to be played. Perhaps these books are banned because of the bad things they contain, but we should read them anyway for the hope that they offer.

How to Write a Banned Book in 5 Easy Steps

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It’s Banned Books Week!

Today, we’re going to look at a few of the elements that go into the bestselling books that make it to the Banned/Frequently Challenged Book Lists. Given the success of all the books on these lists, I think there are a few tips to be found for writers seeking their fortunes.

  1. Write a book that is unsuited for the target age group – Don’t dumb down your content. Rather, write over the heads of your intended readers in order to make them grow. Show them what is really happening in the world. Craft it in a way that they can learn something by such exposures. (Example from 2013 – The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins)
  2. Write a book that takes a political or social stand – Don’t be afraid to offend someone by saying what you think is right. You will probably sway a few people from the fence atop which they sit, but you will surely draw the ire of those in the opposite camp. (Example from 2013 – Bone by Jeff Smith)
  3. Write a book with profanity or adult language – Have your characters speak how real people speak. Don’t say “poop” if your character isn’t a stay-at-home pastor’s wife (though I know some pastor’s wives out there who can swear like a sailor). But don’t throw in vulgarity for shock value, either. Just write true and use the proper vernacular. (Example from 2011 – To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee)
  4. Write a book that acknowledges sex – Guess what! People have sex! Sometimes with people they love, sometimes with horrible people, sometimes for really bad reasons. But it happens. If it is relevent to your plot or your character development, don’t neuter your book in order to please a few puritans. (Example from 2010 – Brave New World by Aldous Huxley)
  5. Write a book worth reading – Don’t go off and write something inappropriately aimed with a strong social stance littered with profanity and sexual references and pretend that it is going to be a bestseller on those merits alone. Sure, it may happen. But if you don’t have a narrative voice worth listening to, no one is going to tune in. People tend to put garbage down quickly (though there are exceptions to this, even on the banned books list (Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey)). Don’t give readers an excuse to put your book down. Write strong. (Example from 2004 – Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck)

There you go. I hope to be reading about the visceral reactions caused by your book in the near future!

 

On Banning Books & Self-Censorship

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It’s Banned Books Week! Time to thumb your nose at “the man” and read a book that someone said was evil. Or not. How do you decide whether content is worthy of reading?

To be honest, I’ve never understood the point of banning books. To make something taboo is to make it attractive to our human nature. Prohibiting an idea only seems to make it more popular.

So maybe we shouldn’t ban anything. Sometimes I think we’d be better off without the taboos.

And yet, as a parent, I am constantly aware of things I do not wish to expose to my kids. For one thing, I know that my language choices are influenced by the presence of my children. In fact, I recently apologized to one of my kids because I told her that she was acting like a jerk (She offered her sister a toy, withdrew the offer, then pushed her sister away when she tried to take the previously offered toy). Even if my accusation was justifiable by her actions, I don’t want to give my daughter ammunition for name-calling (“jerk”) when that phase will inevitably come.

So there is this struggle inside of me between wanting complete freedom to consume whatever type of literature I would like and wanting only to expose my children to the content that I think would help their mental and social development. This is the struggle of every parent.

I think this is where banning books comes in. In essence, I think banning books is lazy, communal parenting. Rather than giving people the tools of discernment, we are making decisions for them. If that continues, we’ll stunt their growth as people.

So how do we keep our kids safe while also showing them the dangerous things of the world? For my wife and I, we consume content with them and discuss it on the spot.

For example, every now and again, we’ll treat the kids to an episode or two of one of our favorite cartoons, “Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends.” Though we don’t have to worry too much about the language on the show, there are instances of name-calling and words that we don’t want them using, as well as a fair bit of comic mischief and violence (think “anvils dropping on cartoon heads”). But whenever we see those things, we’ve pointed out that the characters aren’t being nice or that we don’t say things like that. Now, when our kids see someone acting mean, they’ll be the ones to say, “Be Nice!”

We do the same with them for the books we read together, some of which are actually on the banned books list. I know that I can’t shelter my kids from the world forever. I just want them to be able to tell for themselves what is good and what is not.

What are your thoughts on banning books? What tips do you have for parents on navigating the minefields of content out there today?